To My fellow Indians

My fellow Indians,

As it is rightly said, a journey of thousand miles starts with a first step...I think it's time to start this journey with a series of revolutions ultimately leading to a society free from caste, creed & religions.
Yes, I am certainly talking about the hottest current topic in India...reservations and the guys who finally decided to be rebels. I am none to decide what should be the base for reservation but yes, as a member of Republic of India, I can definitely raise voice against what is being done to my fellow Indians. And when I can raise a voice, so can u...against these reservations, this divide n rule policy, this shameful saga of last 60 years of independent India.
And why should we not raise a voice, we are the educated class of the nation, and what are we doing for our nation? Just talking over a coffee and convincing ourselves that India cannot be changed...everything can be changed, what matters is, do I have the guts to change? Can I give away my share of personal pleasure for the benefit of my nation?
Medical students raised voice and it is being forcefully crushed. Doctors got arrested under the charge of illegal assembly, while they had prior permission. IIT students came out to sweep roads and polish shoes, saying this is what their future is. Medical students started collapsing after 7 days of hunger strike and media is stopped from covering it. Is it the democracy that we boast upon?
Hon. President Abdul Kalam saheb once wrote to the Indians and condemned the NRIs for leaving the country and serving abroad. What do you expect from an intelligent person of your country if he is paid well abroad and treated like this on home ground? Where are your poems and the Wings of Fire, Kalam saheb, when all this is happening right in front of your eyes? Where is that genius scientist of India?
We were happy when Mr. Manmohan Singh took over as PM. Finally someone sitting on the chair, who is worth it...and what we got? We look upon you as a learned economist of India. Is this what we should expect from you? Can't you take a single bold decision that may go against the political interests of your party but will be accepted by your conscious? Why do you have to be ruled by that Italian woman who doesn't have anything except power in her mind? Don't tell me that you never realised it...
And all you Indians, there are students on hunger strike. Can't you see your son or daughter in them? You all watched Rang De Basanti... Was it just to listen to music and bang your hands on your butt? Couldn't you understand the meaning of “Be A Rebel”? Is it not Rang De Basanti on the streets today? Are they not a bunch of rebels? Then who will support them? They are a bunch of guys fighting against this hypocrisy and we all are watching filtered news on our TV sets...
Did they ask you if you will look after their family if anything happens to them? They are today's freedom fighters and you are just the same Indian masses who did nothing till 1942. Are you again going to wait 150 more years this time? Can we not do one more "Asahakar" - non-cooperation movement? This is 1942 again and this is time when we are asked to do something... Our ancestors did for nation; we need to do it for the future of this nation...stop everything...let the economy come to a stand still.
And NRIs, don't stay back...don't think you can't do anything. Stop NRI fund flowing to India. Hold on your cash...you will lose interest... That is not worth more than future of your children... Scholars, enough of bookish knowledge... Come out and be real. Think and write something thought provoking, that can enlighten the masses... It’s time for 'Kesari' and 'Maratha' of Bal Gangadhar Tilak.
And finally I appeal those brothers and sisters, who are happily sitting in thoughts that they will soon get their reservations... yes you, the so-called backward classes... Look around... Look at those students; they are your friends... If a single guy dies in hunger strike, you are the killers..! You are the reason why this is happening... You want reservation? Why? You enjoyed it for 60 years. Why that should be given in the first place? Does your caste decide your intelligence? Then why should you get in bypassing the one who got more marks than you? Come out of those stinking personal interests and be a man... Fight for excellence as the opens have always did. Those politicians have no other USP (Unique Selling Proposition) than this caste and religion. They are giving you reservation and snatching votes so they can flood their Swiss accounts. But where is your self-respect? Don't you feel ashamed to accept these alms of reservation? Don't you feel the difference when you sit in the class and are looked upon as the one who could get in because of his caste? You will never get an equal status like this. Status is to be earned and not to be begged for. This is a challenge to the human being inside you if at all you are still alive, stand with guts and tell them you want to fight like a man...or put a tag on your forehead that you are impotent...!
I am sure that not a single reserved guy will take guts to do it...but not a single open guy will fail to pass this on to every Indian from this end to that end of the world...
It's time...all Bhagat Singh's, Rajguru's, Mangal Pande's of my India to join hands. Let's give a blow to this system that has forgotten the power of 'We, the people of India'...

Inqalab Zindabaad...!

Mitsuko...
Just another Indian…

English Redefined ...Da Bihari way....

Here is a essay written by a UPSC candidate frm Bihar ...I bet you that you'll forget da way u speak or read english by the time u finish reading dis ...so here is the essay , the topic to write about is "The Cow"......

Indian Cow

HE IS THE COW. "The cow is a successful animal. Also
he is 4 footed, And because he is female, he give
milks, [ but will do so when he is got child.]
He is same like-God, sacred to Hindus and useful to
man.
But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and
two are afterwards.
His whole body can be utilised for use. More so the
milk. Milk comes from 4 taps attached to his basement.
[ horses dont have any such attachment ]
What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why
and the condensed milk and so forth. Also he is useful
to cobbler, watermans and mankind generally. His
motion is slow only because he is of lazy
species.,Also his other motion.. [gober] is much
useful to trees, plants as well as for making flat
cakes[like Pizza ] , in hand , and drying in the sun.
Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding
after eating.
Then afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are
situated in the inside of the mouth. He is incessantly
in the meadows in the grass. His only attacking and
defending organ is the horns, specially so when he is
got child.
This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the
weapons to be paralleled to the ground of the earth
and instantly proceed with great velocity forwards.He
has got tails also, situated in the backyard, but not
like similar animals. It has hairs on the other end of
the other side.
This is done to frighten away the flies which alight
on his cohesive body hereupon he gives hit with it.The
palms of his feet are soft unto the touch.
So the grasses head is not crushed. At night time have
poses by looking down on the ground and he shouts .
His eyes and nose are like his other relatives.This is
the cow.......
The candidate passed the exam.and
is now an IAS, is bihar in somewhere,..[sorry
somewhere in Bihar]

INDIA ::: A heaven on Earth

An Writer decided to write a book about famous churches around the World.


So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to China.


On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he Noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read "$10,000 per call".


The Writer, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what The telephone was used for.


The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God.


The Writer thanked the priest and went along his way.


Next stop was in Japan. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the Same golden telephone with the same sign under it.


He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in China and He asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.



She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 He Could talk to God.


"O.K., thank you," said the Writer.


He then traveled to Pakistan , Srilanka , Russia , Germany and France .


In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same "$10,000 Per call" sign under it.


The Writer, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel to up to India to See if Indians had the same phone.


He arrived in India , and again, in the first church he entered, there Was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read "One Rupee per call."



The Writer was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign. "Father, I've traveled all over World and I've seen this same golden Telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven, But in the US the price was $10,000 per call.


Why is it so cheap here?"




The priest smiled and answered, "You're in India now, Son - it's a Local Call".


This is the only heaven on the Earth.

23 Brilliant Doubts - Unanswered

1.If all the nations in the world are in debt(am not joking. even US has got debts), where did all the money go? (weird)

2.When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be give a thought)

3.What is the speed of darkness? (absurd)

4.If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (very good thinking)

5.Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows)

6.Can you cry under water? (let me try)

7.Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day? (i think they meant something else)

8.Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows)

9.Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell)

10.Can you get cornered in a round room? (by ones eyes)

12.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight i will stay and watch)

13.What came first, the fruit or the color orange? (seed)

14.If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? (No comments)

15.What should one call a male ladybird? (No comments)

16.If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot? (can somebody help )

17.Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can)

18.Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? (strange isnt it)

19.If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be ! able to hear it? (got to think scientifically)

20.If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? (i dont have a change to try)

21.Why is it called a TV set when theres only one? (very nice)

22.If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? (this is nice)

23.Wh! y do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road? (stupid, break the law)

It's EASY.....

It is easy to criticise
than to appreciate.
It is easy to judge
than to accept.
It is easy to react
than to respond.
It is easy to be impulsive
than to be mindful.
It is easy to stay stagnant with comfort
than to take risk and flow with life.
It is easy to escape from a
situation than to face it.
It is easy to confront
than to console.
It is easy to speak
than to listen.
It is easy to be serious
than to laugh.
It is easy to get caught in
worldly activity
than to relax.
It is easy to blame than
to take responsibility.
It is easy to get
discouraged than to rely
on inner strength.
It is easy to be fearful and
worried than to trust.
It is easy to be in
the known than
the unknown.
It is easy to resist
than to surrender.

IT'S EASY TO DIE THEN TO LIVE AND FACE THE CHALLANGES OF LIFE..

Poems that motivates

Ants Never Cry "Uncle"

Consider the little ant.
He never says, "I can't."
And so it comes as no surprise,
He carries things ten times his size.

The Art of Start

Don't search for inspiration when
You have a task to do;
Just start your work and you will see
That it will soon find you.

Best Laid Plans

A plan is only good if it
Is one that gets recruited;
For good intentions soon will die
Unless they're executed

Diamond Mind

The promise of our dreams comes true
When patience minds our goal;
Remember that the diamond once
Was just a piece of coal.

Dreams Allowed

Don't be afraid to dream aloud
The things you want to do;
Just saying what is in your heart
Will help your dreams come true.

Dream Catcher

Allow yourself to fish each day
Within life's little streams
For that is where we often find
Just how to catch our dreams.

Fear Less

Fear is borne of ignorance
Resulting in despair
While knowledge can provide us with
The hope we need to dare.

Finish Lines

Success is never measured by
The things we try to do;
It only comes when we have seen
A task completely through.