English Redefined ...Da Bihari way....

Here is a essay written by a UPSC candidate frm Bihar ...I bet you that you'll forget da way u speak or read english by the time u finish reading dis ...so here is the essay , the topic to write about is "The Cow"......

Indian Cow

HE IS THE COW. "The cow is a successful animal. Also
he is 4 footed, And because he is female, he give
milks, [ but will do so when he is got child.]
He is same like-God, sacred to Hindus and useful to
man.
But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and
two are afterwards.
His whole body can be utilised for use. More so the
milk. Milk comes from 4 taps attached to his basement.
[ horses dont have any such attachment ]
What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why
and the condensed milk and so forth. Also he is useful
to cobbler, watermans and mankind generally. His
motion is slow only because he is of lazy
species.,Also his other motion.. [gober] is much
useful to trees, plants as well as for making flat
cakes[like Pizza ] , in hand , and drying in the sun.
Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding
after eating.
Then afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are
situated in the inside of the mouth. He is incessantly
in the meadows in the grass. His only attacking and
defending organ is the horns, specially so when he is
got child.
This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the
weapons to be paralleled to the ground of the earth
and instantly proceed with great velocity forwards.He
has got tails also, situated in the backyard, but not
like similar animals. It has hairs on the other end of
the other side.
This is done to frighten away the flies which alight
on his cohesive body hereupon he gives hit with it.The
palms of his feet are soft unto the touch.
So the grasses head is not crushed. At night time have
poses by looking down on the ground and he shouts .
His eyes and nose are like his other relatives.This is
the cow.......
The candidate passed the exam.and
is now an IAS, is bihar in somewhere,..[sorry
somewhere in Bihar]